A girlfriend of mine sent me this and I laughed so hard that I had to post it for you all to see...



1.YOUR REAL NAME
Mandi Kurtz

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Diane Francis

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Thomas Gerald

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Manku

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Manatee

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Leigh Rochester

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red Pepsi LOL

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Matz

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate chocolate chip

10.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Chunky Roosevelt HA HA HA

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Cheers Liberty

12.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Amaizzle

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Arledirtz LOL

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Bo

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Beautiful Butterfinger

Oh my WORD! I almost peed myself...LOL